The well-meaning monster

Have you ever felt the helpless frustration that comes from the unrelenting mechanisms of auto translation?

Has it ever happened to you that auto translation has distorted your text and made it totally unintelligible - and then, when you start looking for your original text, you discover that it is completely gone... eaten up by that well-meaning monster?

Then you know precisely what I mean.

Of course I had to make a postcard of this! What doesn't end up as a postcard these days?